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A father passing by his teenage daughter’s bedroom
was  astonished to see the bed was nicely made and

Everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope

propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It

was addressed “Dad”.

With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and

read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing

you, but I’m leaving home. I had to elope with my new

boyfriend  Saim because I wanted to avoid a scene with

Mom and you.

I’ve been finding real passion with Saim and he is so

nice to me. I know when you meet him you’ll like him

too – even with all his piercing, tattoos, and

motorcycle clothes.

But it’s not only the passion Dad, I’m pregnant and

Saim said that he wants me to have the kid and that we

can be very happy together. Even though Saim is much

older than me (anyway, 42 isn’t so old these days is

it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn’t

stand in the way of our relationship, don’t you agree?

Saim has a great CD collection; he already owns a

trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for

the whole winter.
It’s true he has other girlfriends as well but I know

he’ll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to

have many more children with me and that’s now one of

my dreams too.

Saim taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt

anyone and he’ll be growing it for us and we’ll trade

it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we

want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will

find a cure for AIDS so Saim can get better; he sure

deserves it!!
Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how

to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back

to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,


At the bottom of the page were the letters “PTO”.

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet,

and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at the

neighbour’s house. I just wanted to remind you that   there are worse things in life than my report card

that’s in my desk centre drawer.

Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come


I love you!

IPL 2010 Schedule
Date                                 Teams                                                                                Venue                              Time

March – 2010
12th March     Deccan Chargers vs Kolkata Knight Riders – 1st Match     Navi Mumbai     08:00 p.m IST
13th March     Mumbai Indians vs Rajasthan Royals- 2nd Match     Mumbai     03:00 p.m IST
13th March     Delhi Daredevils vs Kings XI Punjab – 3rd Match     Mohali     08:00 p.m IST
14th March     Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Kolkata Knight Riders – 4th Match     Kolkata     04:00 p.m IST
14th March     Chennai Super Kings vs Deccan Chargers – 5th Match     Chennai     08:00 p.m IST
15th March     Delhi Daredevils vs Rajasthan Royals – 06th Match     Ahmedabad     08:00 p.m IST
16th March     Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Kings XI Punjab – 07th Match     Bangalore     04:00 p.m IST
16th March     Chennai Super Kings vs Kolkata Knight Riders – 08th Match    Kolkata     08:00 p.m IST
17th March     Delhi Daredevils vs Mumbai Indians – 09th Match     Delhi     08:00 p.m IST
18th March     Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Rajasthan Royals – 10th Match     Bangalore     08:00 p.m IST
19th March     Chennai Super Kings vs Delhi Daredevils – 11th Match     Delhi     04:00 p.m IST
19th March     Deccan Chargers vs Kings XI Punjab – 12th Match    Cuttack     08:00 p.m IST
20th March     Kolkata Knight Riders vs Rajasthan Royals – 13th Match     Ahmedabad     04:00 p.m IST
20th March     Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Mumbai Indians – 14th Match     Mumbai     08:00 p.m IST
21st March     Deccan Chargers vs Delhi Daredevils – 15th Match     Cuttack     04:00 p.m IST
21st March     Chennai Super Kings vs Kings XI Punjab – 16th Match     Chennai     08:00 p.m IST
22nd March     Kolkata Knight Riders vs Mumbai Indians – 17th Match     Mumbai     08:00 p.m IST
23rd March     Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Chennai Super Kings – 18th Match     Bangalore     08:00 p.m IST
24th March     Kings XI Punjab vs Rajasthan Royals – 19th Match     Mohali     08:00 p.m IST
25th March     Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Delhi Daredevils – 20th Match     Bangalore     04:00 p.m IST
25th March     Chennai Super Kings vs Mumbai Indians – 21st Match     Mumbai     08:00 p.m IST
26th March     Deccan Chargers vs Rajasthan Royals – 22nd Match     Ahmedabad     08:00 p.m IST
27th March     Kings XI Punjab vs Kolkata Knight Riders – 23rd Match     Mohali     08:00 p.m IST
28th March     Chennai Super Kings vs Rajasthan Royals – 24th Match     Ahmedabad     04:00 p.m IST
28th March     Deccan Chargers vs Mumbai Indians – 25th Match     Navi Mumbai     08:00 p.m IST
29th March     Delhi Daredevils vs Kolkata Knight Riders – 26th Match     Delhi     08:00 p.m IST
30th March     Kings XI Punjab vs Mumbai Indians – 27th Match    Mumbai     08:00 p.m IST
31st March     Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Chennai Super Kings – 28th Match     Chennai     04:00 p.m IST
31st March     Rajasthan Royals vs Delhi Daredevils – 29th Match     Delhi     08:00 p.m IST

April – 2010
01st April     Kolkata Knight Riders vs Deccan Chargers – 30th Match     Kolkata     08:00 p.m IST
02nd April     Kings XI Punjab vs Bangalore Royal Challengers – 31st Match     Mohali     08:00 p.m IST
03rd April     Rajasthan Royals vs Chennai Super Kings – 32nd Match    Chennai     04:00 p.m IST
03rd April     Mumbai Indians vs Deccan Chargers – 33rd Match     Mumbai     08:00 p.m IST
04th April     Kolkata Knight Riders vs Kings XI Punjab – 34th Match     Kolkata     04:00 p.m IST
04th April     Delhi Daredevils vs Bangalore Royal Challengers – 35th Match    Delhi     08:00 p.m IST
05th April     Rajasthan Royals vs Deccan Chargers – 36th Match     Nagpur     08:00 p.m IST
06th April     Mumbai Indians vs Chennai Super Kings – 37th Match    Chennai     08:00 p.m IST
07th April     Rajasthan Royals vs Kings XI Punjab – 38th Match     Jaipur     04:00 p.m IST
07th April     Kolkata Knight Riders vs Delhi Daredevils – 39th Match     Kolkata     08:00 p.m IST
08th April     Deccan Chargers vs Bangalore Royal Challengers – 40th Match     Bangalore     08:00 p.m IST
09th April     Mumbai Indians vs Kings XI Punjab – 41st Match     Mohali     08:00 p.m IST
10th April     Deccan Chargers vs Chennai Super Kings – 42nd Match    Nagpur     04:00 p.m IST
10th April     Kolkata Knight Riders vs Bangalore Royal Challengers – 43rd Match    Bangalore     08:00 p.m IST
11th April     Kings XI Punjab vs Delhi Daredevils – 44th Match    Delhi     04:00 p.m IST
11th April     Rajasthan Royals vs Mumbai Indians – 45th Match     Jaipur     08:00 p.m IST
12th April     Deccan Chargers vs Bangalore Royal Challengers – 46th Match     Nagpur     08:00 p.m IST
13th April     Mumbai Indians vs Delhi Daredevils – 47th Match     Mumbai     04:00 p.m IST
13th April     Kolkata Knight Riders vs Chennai Super Kings – 48th Match     Chennai     08:00 p.m IST
14th April     Rajasthan Royals vs Bangalore Royal Challengers – 49th Match    Jaipur     08:00 p.m IST
15th April     Delhi Daredevils vs Chennai Super Kings – 50th Match     Chennai     08:00 p.m IST
16th April     Kings XI Punjab vs Deccan Chargers – 51st Match     Dharamshala     08:00 p.m IST
17th April     Mumbai Indians vs Bangalore Royal Challengers – 52nd Match     Bangalore     04:00 p.m IST
17th April     Rajasthan Royals vs Kolkata Knight Riders – 53rd Match    Kolkata     08:00 p.m IST
18th April     Kings XI Punjab vs Chennai Super Kings – 54th Match     Dharamshala     04:00 p.m IST
18th April     Delhi Daredevils vs Deccan Chargers- 55th Match    Delhi     08:00 p.m IST
19th April     Mumbai Indians vs Kolkata Knight Riders – 56th Match     Kolkata     08:00 p.m IST

Semi Finals

21st April     1st Semi Final Match – Team 1 vs Team 2 – 57th Match     Bangalore     08:00 p.m IST
22nd April     2nd Semi Final Match – Team 3 vs Team 4 – 58th Match     Bangalore     08:00 p.m IST
24th April     Play-off for 3rd Place – Team A vs Team B – 59th Match     Navi Mumbai     08:00 p.m IST

25th April     IPL 2010 Final Match – Team 1 vs Team 2 – 60th Match     Navi Mumbai     08:00 p.m IST

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