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Archive for May 2009

– The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention.
– Of all the things you wear, your face expression is the most important.
– The best vitamin for making friends….B1.
– The 10 commandments are not multiple-choice.
– The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.
– Minds are like parachutes, they function only when open.
– Ideas won’t work unless YOU do.
– One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
– One who lacks the courage to start has already Finished.
– The heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.
– Don’t learn safety rules by accident.
– We lie the loudest when we lie to ourselves.
– Jumping to conclusions can be bad exercise.
– A turtle makes progress when it sticks its head out.
– One thing you can give and still keep is your word.
– A friend walks in when everyone else walks out.

AND FINALLY…

The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime!

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it.

If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy
to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Do you know where God is?” son!

The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there
wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God?!”

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice
even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, “Where is
God?!”

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “What happened?”

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We are in BIG trouble
this time.

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…… GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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