Archive for February 2009
Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said:
“How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?”
The surgeon said, “I’m sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn’t make it.”
Sally said, “Why do little children get cancer? Doesn’t God care any more? Where were you,
God, when my son needed you?”
The surgeon asked, “Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will
be out in a few minutes, before he’s transported to the university.”
Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers
lovingly through his thick red curly hair.
“Would you like a lock of his hair?” the nurse asked.
Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy’s hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it
to Sally. The mother said, “It was Jimmy’s idea to donate his body to the university for
study. He said it might help somebody else. “I said no at first, but Jimmy said, ‘Mom, I
won’t be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day
with his Mom.” She went on, “My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone
else. Always wanting to help others if he could.”
Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I’ve written except you.
To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn’t that cool? I
have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more
names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus
for supper. I’m, sure the food will be great.Oh, I almost forgot to tell
you. I don’t hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I’m glad because I
couldn’t stand that pain anymore and God couldn’t stand to see me hurt so
much, either. That’s when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me.
The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
1. Regular naps prevent old age… Especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
5. A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
8. You can’t buy love. .. But you pay heavily for it.
9. True friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
14. Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
16. It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books
The Films Which are Highlighted in Red are the Winners and others are Nominated for that category
When you write copy, you have the right to copyright the copy you write, if the copy is right. If, however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy. If you write religious services, you write rite and have the right to copyright the rite you write. Conservative people write right copy and have the right to copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric would write right rite and has the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright can be right. Should Thomas Wright decide to write right rite, then Wright would write right rite, which Wright has the right to copyright. Duplicating that rite would copy Wright’s right rite and violate copyright, which Wright would have the right to right. Is that about right?
This is a master piece.. If you have not read it take the time to
read it now.. If you have read it take time to read it again!
GEORGE CARLIN (He recently died)
Isn’t it amazing that George Carlin – comedian of the 70’s and 80’s –
could write something so very eloquent…and so very appropriate..
A Message by George Carlin:
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings
but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We
spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have
bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.
We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less
judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too
little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too
tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk
too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life. We’ve added years
to life not life to years. We’ve been all the way to the moon and
back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We
conquered outer space but not inner space. We’ve done larger things,
but not better things.
We’ve cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We’ve conquered the
atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan
more, but accomplish less. We’ve learned to rush, but not to wait. We
build more computers to hold more information, to produce more
copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and
small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are
the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken
homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throw away
morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do
everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is
much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time
when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can
choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete…
Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are
not going to be around forever.
Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe,
because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side..
Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is
the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn’t cost a
Remember, to say, ‘I love you’ to your partner and your loved ones,
but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it
comes from deep inside of you.
Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that
person will not be there again.
Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the
precious thoughts in your mind.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the
moments that take our breath away.
System Application and products- SAP is a technology that is changing
the future prospects in the software market. SAP ERP based platforms
are booming and companies are willing to pay few more bucks to implement
SAP owing to its popularity and capability to manage large scale business.
While Java, .NET, C programs etc. still remains in the market software
field will be flooded with more advanced programs in future.
SAP ERP is capable of monitoring and managing your business with
respect to modules like Finance, HR, Marketing, Material
Management, Customer relationships etc.
At present economical as well as software market is low but that will
not be the case forever and more and more company will be asking for
the implementation of SAP technology. Software engineers with skills
and knowledge related to SAP are also favorite in the market and highly paid.
Software engineers from various fields like Java, Microsoft Windows,
database and networking are switching towards SAP.
What are growing along with SAP are plug-in and supporting add-ins
third party software. SAP implementation involves Microsoft platform,
LINUX, UNIX, databases of all type and Java add-ins.
Keeping in mind growing market of SAP Real-Tech has also come up with
alerting mechanism through the-Guard. “Real-Tech the-Guard” is a
product that can be used to monitor your SAP systems in development,
production, quality etc. It eases the way systems can be monitored
and thus removing old complexity of manual monitoring across the systems.
Small as well as big companies are jumping into SAP support and
services. No one is spared from this wide spreading fire.
In United States too many companies are making their way to SAP
support and solutions. One example is Geus Technologies
that is a US based company performing their support services for SAP and also monitoring their client systems using
“Real-Tech the-Guard” (www.geus-tech.com).
Let us hope that in few months to come market recovers and software
hype maintains its position among companies to help millions of
employees as well as companies.