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Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said:

“How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?”

The surgeon said, “I’m sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn’t make it.”

Sally said, “Why do little children get cancer? Doesn’t God care any more? Where were you,

God, when my son needed you?”

The surgeon asked, “Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will

be out in a few minutes, before he’s transported to the university.”

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers

lovingly through his thick red curly hair.

“Would you like a lock of his hair?” the nurse asked.

Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy’s hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it

to Sally. The mother said, “It was Jimmy’s idea to donate his body to the university for

study. He said it might help somebody else. “I said no at first, but Jimmy said, ‘Mom, I

won’t be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day

with his Mom.” She went on, “My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone

else. Always wanting to help others if he could.”

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I’ve written except you.


To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn’t that cool? I

have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more

names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus

for supper. I’m, sure the food will be great.Oh, I almost forgot to tell

you. I don’t hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I’m glad because I

couldn’t stand that pain anymore and God couldn’t stand to see me hurt so

much, either. That’s when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me.

The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?


1. Regular naps prevent old age… Especially if you take them while driving.


2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.


3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.

5. A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.


6. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without… But whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

8. You can’t buy love. .. But you pay heavily for it.


9. True friends stab you in the front.


10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.


12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.


13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.


14. Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.


15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.


16. It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.


17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.


19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.


20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books

The Films Which are Highlighted in Red are the Winners and others are Nominated for that category

Actress in a Leading Role

Anne Hathaway (Rachel Getting Married)

Angelina Jolie (Changeling)

Melissa Leo (Frozen River)

Meryl Streep (Doubt)

Kate Winslet (The Reader)

Best Costume Design

Australia

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

The Duchess

Milk

Revolutionary Road

Best Cinematography

Changeling

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

The Dark Knight

The Reader

Slumdog Millionaire

Animated Feature Film

Bolt

King Fu Panda

Wall-E

Best Director

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Frost/Nixon

Milk

The Reader

Slumdog Millionaire

Best Foreign Language Film

The Baader Meinh OF Complex

The Class

Departures

Revanche

Waltz With Bashir

Best Film Editing

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

The Dark Knight

Frost/Nixon

Milk

Slumdog Millionaire

Best Sound Mixing

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

The Dark Knight

Slumdog Millionaire

Wall-E

Wanted

Best Short Film (Live Action)

Auf Der Strecke (On The Line)

Manon On The Asphalt

New Boy

The Pig

Spielzeugland (Toyland)

Best Actor in a Leading Role

Richard Jenkins (The Visitor)

Frank Langella (Frost/Nixon)

Sean Penn (Milk)

Brad Pitt (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)

Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler)

Best Picture

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Frost/Nixon

Milk

The Reader

Slumdog Millionaire

Best Music (Song)

Down to Earth (Wall-E)

Jai Ho (Slumdog Millionaire)

O Saya (Slumdog Millionaire)

Best Writing (Adapted Screenplay)

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

Doubt

Frost/Nixon

The Reader

Slumdog Millionaire

Art Direction

Changeling

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

The Dark Knight

The Duchess

Revolutionary Road

Best Writing (Original Screenplay)

Frozen River

Happy-Go-Lucky

In Bruges

Milk

Wall-E

Actress in a Supporting Role

Amy Adams (Doubt)

Penelope Cruz (Vicky Cristina Barcelona)

Viola Davis (Doubt)

Taraji P Henson (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)

Marisa Tomei (The Wrestler)

Actor in a Supporting Role

Josh Brolin (Milk)

Robert Downey Jr (Tropic Thunder)

Philip Seymour Hoffman (Doubt)

Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)

Michael Shannon (Revolutionary Road)

Best Makeup

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

The Dark Knight

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Best Music (Score)

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Defiance

Milk

Slumdog Millionaire

Wall-E

Best Sound Editing

The Dark Knight

Iron Man

Slumdog Millionaire

Wall-E

Wanted

Best Documentary Feature

The Betrayal (Nerakhoon)

Encounter At The End Of The World

The Garden

Man On Wire

Trouble The Water

Best Visual Effects

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button

The Dark Knight

Iron Man

Best Documentary Short Subject

The Conscience Of Nhem En

The Final Inch

Smile Pinki

The Witness – From The Balcony Of Room 306

Best Short Film (Animated)

La Maison En Petite Cubes

Lavatory-Lovestory

Oktapodi

Presto

This Way Up

When you write copy, you have the right to copyright the copy you write, if the copy is right. If, however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy. If you write religious services, you write rite and have the right to copyright the rite you write. Conservative people write right copy and have the right to copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric would write right rite and has the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright can be right. Should Thomas Wright decide to write right rite, then Wright would write right rite, which Wright has the right to copyright. Duplicating that rite would copy Wright’s right rite and violate copyright, which Wright would have the right to right. Is that about right?

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This is a master piece.. If you have not read it take the time to

read it now.. If you have read it take time to read it again!

GEORGE CARLIN (He recently died)

Isn’t it amazing that George Carlin – comedian of the 70’s and 80’s –

could write something so very eloquent…and so very appropriate..

A Message by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings

but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We

spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have

bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time.

We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less

judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less

wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too

little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too

tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk

too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life. We’ve added years

to life not life to years. We’ve been all the way to the moon and

back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We

conquered outer space but not inner space. We’ve done larger things,

but not better things.

We’ve cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We’ve conquered the

atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan

more, but accomplish less. We’ve learned to rush, but not to wait. We

build more computers to hold more information, to produce more

copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and

small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are

the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken

homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throw away

morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do

everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is

much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time

when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can

choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete…

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are

not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe,

because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side..

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is

the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn’t cost a

cent..

Remember, to say, ‘I love you’ to your partner and your loved ones,

but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it

comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that

person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the

precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the

moments that take our breath away.

-George Carlin

System Application and products- SAP is a technology that is changing
the future prospects in the software market. SAP ERP based platforms
are booming and companies are willing to pay few more bucks to implement
SAP owing to its popularity and capability to manage large scale business.
While Java, .NET, C programs etc. still remains in the market software
field will be flooded with more advanced programs in future.

SAP ERP is capable of monitoring and managing your business with
respect to modules like Finance, HR, Marketing, Material
Management, Customer relationships etc.

At present economical as well as software market is low but that will
not be the case forever and more and more company will be asking for
the implementation of SAP technology. Software engineers with skills
and knowledge related to SAP are also favorite in the market and highly paid.
Software engineers from various fields like Java, Microsoft Windows,
database and networking are switching towards SAP.

What are growing along with SAP are plug-in and supporting add-ins
third party software. SAP implementation involves Microsoft platform,
LINUX, UNIX, databases of all type and Java add-ins.

Keeping in mind growing market of SAP Real-Tech has also come up with
alerting mechanism through the-Guard. “Real-Tech the-Guard” is a
product that can be used to monitor your SAP systems in development,
production, quality etc. It eases the way systems can be monitored
and thus removing old complexity of manual monitoring across the systems.

Small as well as big companies are jumping into SAP support and
services. No one is spared from this wide spreading fire.
In United States too many companies are making their way to SAP
support and solutions. One example is Geus Technologies
that is a US based company performing their support services for SAP and also monitoring their client systems using
“Real-Tech the-Guard” (www.geus-tech.com).

Let us hope that in few months to come market recovers and software
hype maintains its position among companies to help millions of
employees as well as companies.


For a Better Life

1. Don’t talk when u r angry
2. Don’t take words seriously from the one who is angry

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