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Cell phone vs. Bible

Ever wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phone?


What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?


What if we flipped through it several time a day?


What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?


What if we used it to receive messages from the text?


What if we treated it like we couldn’ t live without it?


What if we gave it to kids as gifts?


What if we used it when we traveled?


What if we used it in case of emergency?


This is something to make you go….hmm…where is my Bible?

Oh, and one more thing. Unlike our cell phone, we don’ t have to worry about our Bible being disconnected because Jesus already paid the bill.


Makes you stop and think, where are my priorities? And no dropped calls!


P.S. DO WHAT YOU THINK GOD WOULD WANT YOU TO DO WITH THIS EMAIL

Trust in the Lord and *ASAP (Always Say A Prayer)

Have a blessed and wonderful day!

Knock, Knock I knocked at heaven’s door this morning. God asked me… ‘ My child, what can I do for you? ‘ And I said, ‘Father, please protect and
bless the person reading this message. ‘
God smiled and answered…’Request granted ‘ Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.’

When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you!

If you are one of the 7% who will stand up for Him, Share this.

93% of people won’t Share this.

Features

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Confirmed – G1 Phone is $179

Open handset alliance – devices, apps, and new services allow folks to embrace the mobile Internet.

great touch screen, you can swipe, can frame and rop a photo to homescreen (just like the iPhone!). Drag and drop, baby.

Street view and google maps look great.

Compass mode – scene moves as you move around.

Music player. With one “long press you can go deeper into what you are really interested in.” I like the sound of that.

Slide out keyboard. Google Talk, Google Maps with
directions and traffic view, street view with landmarks (again, just
like the Phone). But this is cool: compass mode in Street view, the
scene moves as you do.

UI is pretty darn nice. It’s what Symbian should be at this point in the game.

Android Market – download games and apps

Dedicated search button on keyboard. Ooh, yeah,
that’s like the equivalent of bundling MSFT IE or Office on the
desktop. Watch out, Redmond.

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1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the
Drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You’re lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause : You’re looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite drink!

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause: You’re being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they’re taking you!

5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause: You’re in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.

7 . Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and The music is very repetitive.
Cause : You’re in an ambulance.
Cure: Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job.

BOSS said to an employee: “Do you believe in life after Death?

EMPLOYEE: “Certainly not! There ‘s no proof of it”, he replied.
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BOSS: “Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you…

ONE – Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO – Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE – Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR – When you say, ‘I love you,’ mean it.

FIVE – When you say, ‘I’m sorry,’ look the person in the eye.

SIX – Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN – Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT – Never laugh at anyone’s dreams. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much.

NINE – Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely.

TEN – In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN – Don’t judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE – Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN – When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, ‘Why do you want to know?’

FOURTEEN – Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN – Say ‘bless you’ when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN – When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN – Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN – Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN – When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY – Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY ONE – Spend some time alone.

When a person calls u by a stupid name and never by ur own name…..


When they always get angry, whenever u tell them that u r busy and cant reply…


When they tell u everything about themselves even if its embarassing…


When they come to c u, whenever they get a chance….


When u argue with each other on stupid things and then end up laughing….


For a Better Life

1. Don’t talk when u r angry
2. Don’t take words seriously from the one who is angry

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