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This is a guide to basic kissing, i.e. you learn the basics and get the basics right, then experiment and try different styles and more advanced techniques.

The basics

1. Brush your teeth, get a good bath, nicely groomed and clean and fresh, before meeting the other person. There’s nothing worse than kissing the rear end of a garbage truck

2. Get into a comfortable position – you can’t kiss if your back feels like it’s gonna break. Suggestion – Sit side by side on a comfy sofa.

3. Hold your lover , firmly but gently – don’t cause pain. Suggestion would be to hold the shoulders, the neck or gently on the side of the face, one side or both sides.

4. Move your faces closer. Don’t bump noses. Suggestion would be the guy angle his face slightly so you don’t bump noses.

5. Kiss gently, normal closed lips kissing, and close your eyes. Closing your eyes increases the sensations you feel, and also sets the mood.

6. Continue kissing gently. Get comfortable with simple closed lips, lip-to-lip kissing before going anywhere else.

7. If fine till here, tentatively, slowly and lightly draw your tongue across the other person’s lips.

8. Chances are from here, if the other person lightly parts her tongue, slowly explore the other person’s tongue in a light licking motion.

9. The tongue has a very sensitive surface, which is why tongue to tongue is the essence of french kissing.

10. After you’ve tried lightly licking the other person’s tongue, you can try sucking on it, wrestling with it ( see if you can hold it to the floor of her mouth ) and other things like that.

11. Explore the other areas of the mouth. Especially the roof of the mouth. Lightly lick, or tickle the area with your tongue.

12. Don’t bite. whatever you do, don’t bite.

13. Don’t swing your tongue round and round like a windmill. Explore lightly, don’t drill your way through.

14. Breathe through your nose. Breathe through your nose. I say again, breathe through your nose.

15. Follow so far? You can lightly use your hands too, lightly rubbing the other person. Suggestions, along the waist, along the back, the arms, especially the inside of the arm, the neck, maybe running your fingers through her hair. Again, don’t cause pain.

16. Continue kissing.

Valued Exposure: Children queue for their milk rations, 24th November 1937, which were free in all schools. Photo: Topical Press Agency/Getty Images
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Valued Exposure: Part of a hydro-electric scheme during its construction in Scotland, 22nd June 1935. Photo: Fox Photos/Getty Images

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Valued Exposure: Chinese women carry out maintenance work on high tension electrical cables at the Fushin Power Plant, 1980. Photo: Keystone/Getty Images
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Valued exposure: Actors and extras from Frank Launder’s film Captain Boycott break for a cup of tea during production at Pinewood Studios, Buckinghamshire, 21 November 1946. Photo by Fred Morley/Fox Photos/Getty Images
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  1. People who ride on roller coaters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.

  2. Black bears are not always black they can be brown, cinnamon, yellow and sometimes white.

  3. People with blue eyes see better in dark.

  4. Each year 30,000 people are seriously injured by exercise equipment.

  5. The placement of a donkey’s eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet.

  6. The sun is 330330 times larger than the earth.

  7. The cow gives nearly 200000 glass of milk in her lifetime.

  8. There are more female than male millionaires in the U.S.A.

  9. A male baboon can kill a leopard.

  10. When a person dies, hearing is usually the first sense to go.

  11. Bill gates house was designed using Macintosh computer.

  12. Nearly 22,000 cheques will be deducted from the wrong account over the next hour.

  13. Almost all varieties of breakfast cereals are made from grass.

  14. Some lions mates over 50 times a day.

  15. American did not commonly use forks until after the civil war.

  16. The most productive day of the week is Tuesday.

  17. In the 1930’s America track star Jesse Owens used to race against horses and dogs to earn a living.

  18. There’s a great mushroom in Oregon that is 2,400 years old. Covers 3.4 square miles of land and is still growing.

  19. Jimmy Carter is the first U.S.A. president to have born in hospital.

  20. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

  21. Cleopatra married two of her brothers.

  22. Human birth control pill work on gorillas.

  23. The right lung takes in more air than the left.

  24. It is illegal to own a red car in shanghai china.

  25. A hard-boiled egg will spin. An uncooked or soft-boiled egg will not.

  26. Astronauts cannot burp in space.

  27. The snowiest city in the U.S.A. is blue canyon, California Lake Nicaragua in Nicaragua is the only fresh water lake in the world that has sharks.

  28. Kite flying is a professional sport in Thailand.

  29. The great warrior Genghis khan died in bed while having $ex.

  30. No matter how cold it gets gasoline will not freeze.

  31. SNAILS have 14175 teeth laid along 135 rows on their tongue.

  32. A BUTTERFLY has 12,000 eyes.

  33. DOLPHINS sleep with 1 eye open.

  34. A BLUE WHALE can eat as much as 3 tones of food everyday, but at the same time can live without food for 6 months.

  35. The EARTH has over 12,00,000 species of animals, 3,00,000 species of plants & 1,00,000 other species.

  36. The fierce DINOSAUR was TYRANNOSAURS which has sixty long & sharp teeth, used to attack & eat other dinosaurs.

  37. DEMETRIO was a mammal like REPTILE with a snail on its back. This acted as a radiator to cool the body of the animal.

  38. CASSOWARY is one of the dangerous BIRD, that can kill a man or animal by tearing off with its dagger like claw.

  39. The SWAN has over 25,000 feathers in its body.

  40. OSTRICH eats pebbles to help digestion by grinding up the ingested food.

  41. POLAR BEAR can look clumsy & slow but during chase on ice, can reach 25 miles / hr of speed.

  42. KIWIS are the only birds, which hunt by sense of smell.

  43. ELEPHANT teeth can weigh as much as 9 pounds.

  44. OWL is the only bird, which can rotate its head to 270 degrees.

  45. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

  46. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

  47. The c!garette lighter was invented before the match.

  48. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.

  49. Tapeworms range in size from about 0.04 inch to more than 50 feet in length.

  50. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.

  51. A female mackerel lays about 500,000 eggs at one time.

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The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, “Yes?”

“Mrs. Ward, please.”
“Speaking”
“Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your Doctor sent your husband’s samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward was sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband’s. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible.”


“What do you mean?” Mrs. Ward asks.
“Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer’s disease! (related to memory) and the other for AIDS. We can’t tell which your husband’s is”

“That’s terrible! Can we do the test over?” questions Mrs.. Ward.

“Normally, yes. But Medicare won’t pay for these expensive tests more than once.”
“Well, what am I supposed to do now?”


“The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him”.

Hi all,

A good one read… Some words here are chanceless, and it tells what will make a person to be great and the perspective…

I love it and i hope u people will like it.

Visiting that Ragavendra temple in Bangaloreis almost more than a routine for her. She has not seen him ever before in the temple.

He was sitting on the floor with his closed eyes, folded legs and locked fingers in ‘Gnana Mudra‘. He looked strange and different with a turban on his head and the very long flowing beard. Some thing was there in his face that attracted her. She could not understand what that was.

She finished her ‘darshan‘ and came out; she saw the man was walking in the corridor. Again something was happening in her, she could not understand what was that. She was telling herself, “a poor old man. I have to help him”. She ran to him, gave rupees ten in his hand and forced him to accept. He smiled, expressed a reverence like a ‘prasadam‘ by keeping it in the forehead and thanked her by keeping the hand in prayer position (‘Namasthey’).

As she came out, she saw the man was getting into his Mercedes Benz, she was perplexed, shivered and ran to him and said, “Sir (Ayya!), Please forgive me, I did not do this to insult you. By seeing your dress and appearance, I thought you are struggling in life and offered you the money. It is a blunder. I am sorry. Please forgive me. Please give me back that money. I am sorry”.

The man with the fake beard and turban laughed and replied her politely, “Ammaa.. There is no mistake of yours. It is the other way. The creator is again and again reminding me through some body, “You are nothing. You are not special. Everybody is equal in front of me”. He keeps on sending this message again and again and today you happened to be a medium. That’s it. Thanks a ton”. His hand again went to prayer position, expressed gratitude to the lady and he went into his car.

When the lady realized the man was none other than Super star Rajini Kanth – Asia’s number one paid actor, he has left the place.

She did not know what to do. With tears in her eyes, she was starring at the direction that the car went.

– From Dr. Gayathri Sreekanth’s “The Name Is Rajini Kanth € ’¶ A biography”

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Intha uzhagaththil naan thaan periyavannu yaarum nenachida kudaathu, avannuku appanum poranthiruppaan.

Always believe, there’s someone better than u and waiting for u to say that u r nothing when u think “I am the Best”

10 tips for good night’s sleep

Stick to a schedule. Erratic bedtimes do not allow for your body to align to the proper circadian rhythms. Mum was right when she set a time we always had to go to sleep as kids. Also, make sure you try to keep the same schedule on weekends too, otherwise the next morning, you’d wake later and feel overly tired.

Sleep only at night. Avoid daytime sleep if possible. Daytime naps steal hours from nighttime slumber. Limit daytime sleep to 20-minute, power naps.

Exercise. It’s actually known to help you sleep better. Your body uses the sleep period to recover its muscles and joints that have been exercised. Twenty to thirty minutes of exercise every day can help you sleep, but be sure to exercise in the morning or afternoon. Exercise stimulates the body and aerobic activity before bedtime may make falling asleep more difficult.

Taking a hot shower or bath before bed helps bring on sleep because they can relax tense muscles.

Avoid eating just before bed.
Avoid eat large meals or spicy foods before bedtime. Give yourself at least 2 hours from when you eat to when you sleep. This allows for digestion to happen (or at least start) well before you go to sleep so your body can rest well during the night, rather than churning away your food.

Avoid caffeine. It keeps you awake and that’s now what you want for a good nights sleep. We all know that.

Read a fiction book.
It takes you to a whole new world if you really get into it. And then take some time to ponder over the book as you fall asleep. I find as I read more and more, regardless of the book, I get more tired at night and so find it easier to fall asleep. Different for others?

Have the room slightly cooler. I prefer this to a hot room. I prefer to turn off the heat and allow the coolness to circulate in and out of the windows. If I get cold, I wear warmer clothes. It also saves on the bills as you’re not going to require the heat all night long.

Sleep in silence. I find sleeping with no music or TV on more easy and restful. I guess others are different, but sleep with no distractions is best for a clearer mind.


Avoid alcohol before bedtime. It’s a depressant; although it may make it easier to fall asleep, it causes you to wake up during the night. As alcohol is digested your body goes into withdrawal from the alcohol, causing nighttime awakenings and often nightmares for some people.

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
–Anonymous
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.
–Oscar Wilde
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Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.  
–Scottish Proverb
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I don’t worry about terrorism. I was  married for
two years.  
–Sam Kinison
( i loved this one )
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for
another thing, they die earlier.
–H. L. Mencken
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife .
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.
–Anonymous
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I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?” She said,”Somewhere I h! ave never been!” I told her,
“How about the kitchen?”
–Anonymous
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.
–Anonymous
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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off.  
–Anonymous
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too
late for the garbage?”
Following her down the street I yelled, “No, jump in.”
–Anonymous
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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to married.
He says “the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs…..”  
–Anonymous
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course… at least he’ll shut up after u
let him in!  
–Anonymous
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly
parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, ‘Why did u have to
die? Why did you have to die?”  The first man approached him and said, “Sir,
I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of pain in is
more than I’ve ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A
child? A parent?”The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then
replied “My wife’s first husband.”
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a   coin  .
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell
into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then
smiled ” It really works ! “

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