Posted December 28, 2007on:
Whenever I find the key
to success, someone changes the lock.
To Err is human, to forgive
is not a COMPANY policy.
The road to success??..
Is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any
problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
In order to get a Loan,
you first need to prove that you don’t need it.
All the desirable things
in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
Since Light travels
faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?..
Which never works.
If you come early, the bus is late. If you
come late?? the bus is still late.
Once you have bought
something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper
When in a queue, the other line always moves
faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of
You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when
The door bell or your mobile will always ring
when you are in the bathroom.
Irrespective of the
direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to