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complaints to Bill Gates

Posted on: December 17, 2007

 Santa Singh buys a computer and writes a letter to Bill Gates with his questions/queries:

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab . We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Banta Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the ‘shut down ‘ button.

3. There is a button ‘start’ but there is no “stop” button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. One of my friend clicked ‘run ‘ has ran upto Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to “sit”, so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any ‘re-scooter’ available in system? As I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ‘ find’, but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my ‘mouse’ from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning ‘HEARTS’ (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur money.

9. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft sentence’, so when u will provide that?

Santa Singh
how is it friends? r u prepare list out urs complaints to Bill Gates?

2 Responses to "complaints to Bill Gates"

Eric

Thanks for the nice read, keep up the interesting posts..

Dear sir,
kindly inform u if u i have realy wan the microsoft tampola as i have got an e-mail saying that i have wan an amount of 1000000,00$ and a BMW.please let me know if this is truth or not,below is a copy of the e-maill which i have recived.

YOU ARE TO CONTACT OUR PAYOUT OFFICE AGAIN FOR DELIVERY OF YOUR DRAFT AND BMW CAR.‏‏‏‏‏
From: Mr. Derek Webb (mswdataclaims1@hotmail.com)
Sent: Wednesday, November 12, 2008 5:18:16 AM
To: fayez_horres@hotmail.com

FROM FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE
AWARD DEPARTMENT,
MICROSOFT CORPORATION WORLD LOTTERY/TAGGED
17 CARDINAL PLACE 100 VICTORIA STREET STEEL,SW1E 5JL
LONDON. UNITED KINGDOM
12TH OF NOV, 2008

names: Fayez Wilson wahaba
office address:21 alabour buldings,salah salem,18th floor,flat 183,Heliopolis,cairo,egypt
Nationality: Egyption
Direct Land 0020224028057/Mobilephone/0020123532535fax numbers00202-24028057
Occupation /company owner Age-46
Sex-male
Next of kin-omnia Mohamed Abd-el-Kader
Amount won-the sum amount of $1,000,000.00 and brand new BMW car,
Lottery date:8th of Nov, 2008
Winning Email:fayez_horres@hotmail.com

AMOUNT WON: US$1,000,000.00/BMW CAR
REFERENCE NUMBER : MSW-L / 327015002 / 07
BATCH NUMBER : 2007 APRIL # 414
TICKET NUMBER : 214-056-278
SERIAL NUMBER : s/n – 01025
LUCKY NUMBER : 724-595-62-07-45.
Security Code: MSW/JUN/SS06

Dear Winner,

This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail to us. We absolutely apologies for the late response to your email this was due to the collation processes of our data’s.

This Annual promotional program is aimed at encouraging internet users while promoting their products thereof. This program is largely sponsored by people from the internet wares industry and other philanthropist in our society. It is a rare opportunity for beneficiaries of this program considering the fact that the lottery is based on members of tagged and their email addresses.

We congratulate you once more. Moreover, we wish to inform you that your cheque of US$1M/BMW CAR have been processed, you are required to contact our Europe Regional Payment Office. Please note most importantly that you have to get a legal clearance from the Home office here in United Kingdom hence you must NOTARIZED your cheque in the magistrate court of justice in U.K before it can be delivered to you, your file has been documented and your informations for release has been forwarded to our Europe Regional Payment Office.

It is imperative you know that since our annual promo lottery was tagged MICROSOFT CORPORATION WORLD LOTTERY, participants are drawn from Australia, New Zealand, America, Europe, North America, Africa, Middle east and Asia e.t.c, our beneficiaries winning are zoned to our Payment Centres in EUROPE OR AFRICA.

I advice you to follow and adhere strictly to our instruction for the successful postage of your cheque including your Bmw car to be delivcer to your address. This is necessary because your payment fall into the payment voucher for the group that will be released from Europe, and you are to contact the payout office immediately on how you are going to get your cheque and your BMW car.

For your claims you are to contact our payout office/delivery now, with your full details including any form of identity. It can either Scan Copy of International Passport, Driver’s Liences or any form of identity, note that before your Cheque/BMW car will be deliver to you as the rightful owner. You will need to notarized it in the law court of justice here in UK, before the special delivery officer will proceed with the delivery to your destinated address as instructed.

Also be informed that the Microsoft Corporation World Company and Tagged Admin is been responsible for the delivery charges, but you will have to get your cheque notarized in the high court of justice before the delivery company department can be able to proceed immediately with your delivery.

Be informed that the car comes with a special BMW Insurance Cover for 1 year guarantee, that is till the next promotion in 2009. This gives you an express pass any where in the world. Also the car has a 1 year warranty and FREE repairs at any BMW AUTOMOBILE depot or service station worldwide.

DESCRIPTION OF AWARD PRICE VEHICLE.

YEAR: 2007
MODEL: 550i M Sport Saloon
ENGINE SIZE: 4799cc with eight-cylinder V petrol engine and 4-valve technology.
TRANSMISSION: automatic 6-speed gearbox and servotronic, power steering.
AUDIO AND COMMUNICATION: CD preparation for 6-disc CD changer in glove box and an on-board computer.
WHEELS: 18-inch M sports spoke alloy style 135M.
INTERIOR: upholstery made of black Dakota leather and Advanced Automatic Air Conditioning Unit
EXTERIOR: Metallic paintwork and high-gloss shadow line
FUEL: petrol.
0-62mph: 5.5 (5.6) seconds
Vin: WBAEV33415KX11884.

It’s important you send your identification scan copy or the identity number because this will be used for the Notarization of the cheque/Bmw car in the Magistrate Court of Justice, you are advice to scan and sent it to us through email as we proceed.

In view of the above, you are hereby requested to call the regional payment director. DR. ROBIN WITTICH Tel: ( +44 704 571 5972 ). OR email to (
msw_taggedexpress_delivery@hotmail.com ).

Congratulations and we look forward to hearing from you soon. Please note that this is for real, you are a lucky proud winner of US$1M/2007 5 series BMW car.

Call Dr. Robin Wittich on his number immediately Tel: ( +44 704 571 5972 ) for the onward delivery of your Cashier’s Cheque to you.

Thanks and Regards.

MR. DEREK WEBB,
RANK FOREIGN SERVICE MANAGER,
MICROSOFT CORPORATION WORLD LOTTERY
UNITED KINGDOM
Tel: +44 702 405 1769
………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
****PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL*****

This e-mail and any attached files are from Microsoft Corporation World Lottery/Tagged and are confidential and may be legally privileged. If you are not the addressee, any disclosure, reproduction, copying, distribution, or other dissemination or use of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this transmission in error please notify the sender immediately and then delete this e-mail. E-mail transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error free as information can be intercepted, corrupted, lost, destroyed, arrive late or incomplete, or contain viruses. Microsoft Corporation World Lottery/Tagged.

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