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student Teacher conversation

Posted on: January 8, 2008

It’s very interesting J Read it

 

Teacher: “What is your name?”.

Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”

Teacher:”When I ask a question in English, answer it in english.”

Student:”My name is Sunlight.

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Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student:Gandhi ji was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1873?

Student:Gandhiji was four years old.

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Question:What is the fullform of maths.

Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him

then what virtue would I be showing ?

Student : BROTHERLY LOVE

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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August.

Student:A holiday

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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No ma’m! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher :Why?

Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!

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Teacher:”Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? “

Johnny:”Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”

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Teacher: How old is ur father.

Sunny:As old as I am.

Teacher:How is it possible?

Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs3/kg…Then, what is my age?

STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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50 Responses to "student Teacher conversation"

awesome ……….these are great

superb!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u are just awesome. what’s ur full name, and ur number, and ur address. i want to b ur ur friend if u r goodlooking. what age u are.
hope u reply fast.

nice ones….teaCHERS may like em!!!lolzz…

Really good thinking….

very nice .so teacher should more brilliant than students.

well i nee dsome more can i have a good one plssszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

are u from saraswati vishwa vidyalay,pune.

it so pretty and correct answers

are u from saraswati vishwa vidyalaya.,pune.

it is simply and super…

it was very nice >>> but can i get some long funny conversation but not too long>> i think u will be giving me this in about a day >>> i will be very thank ful to u for this>>>>

wow,what a panchat joke

its good and nice one

cool!!!!!!!!!!!

funniest jokes ever

pls avoid this stupid words

these are funny dialogues, not educational. its better you post some influential dialogues for which we can refer to for school and exams. in another way, these are nic eand funnyn dialogues.
THANK YOU.
BY,
KHADIJA, 10 YRS.

its awesome to make one laugh

you have send 2 messages and in both there is awesome .
why this????
if you want to give reply give it on my comment……………………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its good!! awesome to get out of a bad mood

best web site

this was simply wonderful, i like joke because they make me giggle, i read this in my shalwar kameez at ome in pakistan. i said this joke in school, now im coolest person their. wah ji wah

i am a teacher in an english college and being a cambridge graduate i found these jikes simply marvelous, to the extent of which deemed almost magical. Carry on the good work you teps

Teacher:”Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? “

Johnny:”Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
i think this is wrong this is not coincidence.. because you have to plan a marriage

Teacher:”Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? “

Johnny:”Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
i think this is wrong this is not coincidence.. because you have to plan a marriage…

i agree

Wat a wonderfull comedy

nice:-)
good collection

why did u send comments two times,that also same.,and what’s ur full name. i just want to know.

nice;-)
good collection

nothing to say…….
it was marvelous , just for those who are little mad like these jokes

i also………..???????

jhakaas jokes n conversations

this site helped me in my school……

sira…….kaim……..tenu hi veham…….

lol bahut vdia ne…..

maths: mentally affected teachers harrassing students lol

it’s nice and funny, but i want a long funny conversation between teacher and student. i would find it on other website, but i liked this one , so just co-operate. hope you send it after some hours,plz.plz. plz. plz. plz. plz. plzzzzzzzzzzzzz. please……………….
but this jokes really awesome.

by : Darshana.

it is v.v.v.comedy

by;gayathri

gr8

hahaha wat afunny jokes i like it…….

nice…bt i need a conversation sumthng intresting…!!! :)

very nice

interesting things

vry nice,,,,

Nice conversation very nice

good collection but i want more

amazing jokes ! i was falling here and there after reading them.

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