Alcohol doesn’t solve any
problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan,
you first need to prove that you don’t need it.

All the desirable things
in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels
faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them
speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?..
Which never works.
If you come early, the bus is late. If you
come late?? the bus is still late.


Once you have bought
something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper
rate.
When in a queue, the other line always moves
faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of
transactions.
You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when
on roaming.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring
when you are in the bathroom.